I BADLY IN NEED OF NEW STORY BOOKS RIGHT NOW.
ESPECIALLY THOSE WRITTEN ON THE DESIRES' LIST.
DO GRANT MY WISHES, PEOPLE?
IF YOU DO, I'D LOVE YOU TO THE MAXZXZXZXZXZ!

AND MUMMY, DADDY; I NEED A NEW SPECS OR CONTACT LENS BADLY! PLEASE, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE?